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Or just bitches.  This post won’t have any photos either.  Do not, for one second, assume that I think men are the root of the problem, cause I don’t.  In fact, I mostly blame women.  GUESS WHAT WOMEN, I HATE … Continue reading →

I have never dated a musician.  This post will have no photos.  I guess you will all have to just deal with that.  I wonder all the time what is wrong with men.  If you never fuck them they will … Continue reading →

I just want to lie there, forever, with you.  This is life.  It’s long.  This is our life and hard times.  Hard isn’t even hard anymore.  It’s just a series of behavioral adaptions and hand shakes.  The best part is … Continue reading →

I have always preferred being with an older man.  Perhaps it’s because they are less likely to put up with my shit and more likely to fuck me into submission.  And perhaps it’s because one of the first men I … Continue reading →

I am on fire.  When you touch me I ignite. I know by the end I will end up all a pile of ashes, dust on the floor, in your teeth, in your hair.  I am burning hot coals hidden … Continue reading →

The Sex King is like some sort of disease I am having trouble recovering from.  I guess it makes sense since he is such a great lay and actually fun to be around, but I laid down the law.  FRIENDSHIP. … Continue reading →

Here’s a pretty good list of shit to buy when you are toting around a 10-year-old kid.  I think one of the reasons I am resolved to never having kids is the fact that my kid sister is 10-years-old.  It’s … Continue reading →

There are just some people that you know.  That is the best way I know to explain it.  They fit like a comfortable t-shirt lost in the back of a drawer.  You don’t exactly miss them while they are gone. … Continue reading →