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So tonight, I am meeting Erin up after she gets off work and we are heading to a Lollapalooza Press Mixer so I can pick up my press & photo pit pass.  Yes, I somehow have managed to get a … Continue reading →

I am going to keep blogging cause I cannot focus on work since I am babysitting Erin’s daughter.  Has she ever explicitly talked about the gender of her child?  Fuck, I dunno the rules.  She has a daughter and that … Continue reading →

If you were wondering if I was giving up posting again, relax.  I am at Erin’s house.  We are together again and it is probably why we’re not posting.  I think, sometimes that we are best friends because neither of … Continue reading →

Sometimes, I think people forget how the media works.  Like, if you have a secret about a famous person, you do not send it out in an e-mail to all your friends at CAA with the hopes that no one … Continue reading →

When I was a little kid my mother decided it would be a super good idea for our entire family to spend Fourth of July weekend aboard the Queen Mary in Long Beach. It was a perfectly good idea to … Continue reading →

Herpes and Penis.  They are what brought Erin & I together.  I wrote this thing called “Valentines Day Causes Herpes” and then Erin photoshopped me a Valentines Day card of tons of fucking STDs and then asked me for a … Continue reading →

The last days of my 20s reminded me that I need to be in my 30s cause my 20s were like a fucking amazing Jackson Pollock painting.  No one really knows what their looking at, but they know that it’s … Continue reading →

Why do social networking sites always insist on telling me to be friends with guys I used to bang and never ask me to be friends with people I’ve accidentally lost touch with.  I think it is technology’s cruel joke … Continue reading →

Recently, I wrote a review of the Chicago based bakery, “Bleeding Heart Bakery” for a yelp review.  It was a negative review cause the bakery is terrible, the owner and her staff are fucking rude and the cake subsequently turned … Continue reading →