Category Archives: Getting shit done

Family Ties

Posted on January 25, 2012 by

I am going to try and tell this without skewing the situation and portraying anyone in a negative light that is unfair.  My mother asked me not to blog about this, but after a recent turn of events, I know … Continue reading →

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To All The Men I’ve Loved Before

Posted on December 15, 2011 by

Man, this time of year must be hard on a lot of people and it sucks.  I have never really put much weight in it.  Christmas is the same thing as the Fourth of July, just colder and therefore lamer.  … Continue reading →

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You’re Dead To Me Now!

Posted on December 12, 2011 by

Holy shit, are men seriously the dumbest creatures on the fucking planet?  I sometimes think they are.  Like, I am forward thinking and independent.  I get shit done.  And I honestly understand how dating works.  You go out with someone.  … Continue reading →

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What A Drag It Is Getting Old

Posted on December 3, 2011 by

Every year on my birthday I wake up and then I probably get back in bed and sleep for a couple more house. Then I wake up and blast “Mother’s Little Helpers” by the Rolling Stones to highlight that I … Continue reading →

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Thankfulness Is A Drug

Posted on November 25, 2011 by

WordPress ate this post.  I am not thankful for that.  Actually, I am not thankful for a lot.  I am not thankful that women are terrible pains in the tits.  I am not thankful that men are intimidated by my … Continue reading →

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Ultra Firm Services

Posted on November 21, 2011 by

My mom is all up in my health again. And I guess someone should be since I hardly give a shit. Who are these people that can make doctor’s appointments and life appointments and pay student loans and keep their … Continue reading →

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Wrap Your Legs Around Me

Posted on November 12, 2011 by

I heal well, which is fantastic since I am consistently destroying different parts of my body. I like to think, the magical bionic way that my body regenerates is exactly the same way I deal with stress and chaos. Problems. … Continue reading →

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I Like To Go Away

Posted on November 11, 2011 by

When Bowen got her inheritance we stayed in hotels constantly.  She moved into the Mondrian, which I never understood cause she could have just gotten a new apartment, but she wanted to live in that hotel so who was I … Continue reading →

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Like A Boss

Posted on October 6, 2011 by

These days I work primarily from home, which affords me the luxury of hanging out with Lola full-time.  Lola is a fucking boss.  I think she is the boss of my person and I am turning into those creeps that … Continue reading →

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But What Am I Gonna Do With My Life

Posted on August 25, 2011 by

I think a good portion of my day is dedicated to texting with Erin and trying to see who can make the other person laugh harder.  It’s like some sort of competition to establish which one of is is more … Continue reading →

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