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- Each Morning I Wake Up With A Song In My Head - It’s been like this for years. I have a hard time falling... http://t.co/iyT1oRGN 3 hours ago
- Sometimes I see lesbian couples and think "But she's so ugly and you're so pretty." Then I realize it's like that despite gender preference. 14 hours ago
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Category Archives: Getting shit done
And Then Something Exceptional Happened
2012 is very difficult. Not the sort of difficult where you feel like you are being defeated but instead where you open up and realize a great many things you have been trying to ignore for a very long time. … Continue reading
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Last night was extremely fucking weird. Extremely. Married Boyfriend was my date to Gia’s birthday party. I didn’t eat for two days and dressed up like a fucking hot pink honey bee. God, I should just start from scratch and … Continue reading
I Just Don’t Care For This Omission
I’m not an emoter. I don’t talk. I get upset about stuff and I sit on them like an egg waiting to hatch. I want very badly to behave like most people but I can’t. I can barely understand people. … Continue reading
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Just Some Shitty Title To Tie It All Together
This is my first blog of 2012. This is my first blog the year the world ends. I can’t wait for the world to end. If the world doesn’t end I am going to be very, very pissed off. My … Continue reading
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To All The Men I’ve Loved Before
Man, this time of year must be hard on a lot of people and it sucks. I have never really put much weight in it. Christmas is the same thing as the Fourth of July, just colder and therefore lamer. … Continue reading
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You’re Dead To Me Now!
Holy shit, are men seriously the dumbest creatures on the fucking planet? I sometimes think they are. Like, I am forward thinking and independent. I get shit done. And I honestly understand how dating works. You go out with someone. … Continue reading
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What A Drag It Is Getting Old
Every year on my birthday I wake up and then I probably get back in bed and sleep for a couple more house. Then I wake up and blast “Mother’s Little Helpers” by the Rolling Stones to highlight that I … Continue reading
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Thankfulness Is A Drug
WordPress ate this post. I am not thankful for that. Actually, I am not thankful for a lot. I am not thankful that women are terrible pains in the tits. I am not thankful that men are intimidated by my … Continue reading
Ultra Firm Services
My mom is all up in my health again. And I guess someone should be since I hardly give a shit. Who are these people that can make doctor’s appointments and life appointments and pay student loans and keep their … Continue reading
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