About Me, Yo!

I almost want to keep the boring, fraudulent example wordpress uses up because I think it is a really clear example of how I barely give a shit.  First and foremost, I’m a writer.  Almost everywhere and every job I’ve ever had is a direct response of something I have written online.  Any jobs I’ve held out of this context were terrible and I usually killed myself off in order to get out of ever having to go back.  I am really just that big of a pussy.  People ask if doing that has killed my resume.  I guess I’ll never be able to work in an office for the rest of my life, but when it comes to writing, I’ve got a resume and I’ve almost got a plan.  My first blog was Blogger generated and started in January 2003, it was called Nymphomania or Narcolepsy? I actually loved it and love writing it, but I hated the stalker fanboy types and eventually killed it after five years. For the last year I’ve been writing Hurricane Sabrina, also blogger generated, but I guess I am fed up with that whole blogging game and decided to get my own domain name. I guess this is where I tell you I am too cool for school. I do all sorts of freelance writing, including a gig at the Fox Atomic generated blog, Mad Atoms.

When I am not writing I can usually be found in gutters all over America after a week long drinking binge. I also enjoy, crossword puzzles, placing muzzles on rabid dogs, acting vegan for weeks at a time, and running long distances instead of decapitating people that piss me off.