You’re Dead To Me Now!

Holy shit, are men seriously the dumbest creatures on the fucking planet?  I sometimes think they are.  Like, I am forward thinking and independent.  I get shit done.  And I honestly understand how dating works. 

You go out with someone.  You hangout a few times.  You bang.  You hangout with someone else maybe you bang them too, maybe not.  And you can do it like this forever, weaving a braid out of the people you have been with, will be with and people you’ll never want to be with again.

That being said, why is it so shocking that maybe I would be dating multiple people?  And moreover, how can you think I wouldn’t assume you’re doing the same thing.  Cause I know you are.  In fact, unless you do that thing where you sit me down and are like, “We are exclusive.” I will assume everyone is just out and doing whatever they want, cause why wouldn’t I?

The thing is, this is exactly what everyone is doing but no one wants to admit it and I think it’s the dumbest thing in the universe.  Do men think that I am going to seriously believe that they are not seeing anyone else?  And then assume that I should give a shit in the case that it comes up?  Cause I’m not.  I’ll be annoyed that you crossed your streams because the cardinal rule is never to bring up your other bitches in any way.  Ever.

That is called respect.  And I don’t have any for any one man so even though I am dating someone I am going to keep writing and tweeting and facebooking all the shit I am up to because I honestly do not give a fuck if someone’s pride is hurt.  If I really liked them, I wouldn’t be out all night prowling.  If I really liked them there wouldn’t be any point in this post.