I Can Show Naked Photos If I Want To

Seriously, no flash photography please.  However, I hate to get reamed by flickr for putting up titty shots of Amber Rose so we’re all going to have to deal.  I post my personal photos on flickr as well, and let’s just say the last thing I need is my mother asking me why some bitch’s flapjack titty’s are all over my personal flickr.  Anyways, I started partying and forgot I was writing this.  Maybe later I will remember to upload photos and be more awesome and stuff.  Until that point in time please enjoy this super bizarre AD for upstate NY attorney Jim “The Hammer” Shapiro.  He will even deal with severed heads, yo!