Cocaine Is A Hell Of A Drug

Perhaps Billy Mays should have paid more attention to the live and hard times of singer Rick James and he might not have had his heart explode on him at the age of 50. Traces of the booger sugar were found in Billy’s system at the time of his autopsey. However, it was not injested the night of his death. Probably it was taken while he was on that business trip without his wife.

Which gets me to thinking, was Billy Mays pulling a Vice of Sham Wow fame and fucking a hooker while doing tons and tons of blow? Probably. Also, do not get me wrong, he didn’t deserve to die, but honestly, I think everyone would be better off if they paid attention to the wise ass words of Rick James. Everyone but me, I guess I’ll go and finish snorting that 8-ball of Columbia’s finest now.

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2 Responses to Cocaine Is A Hell Of A Drug

  1. That Guy says:

    As someone who’s commenting while doing a line of coke, let me tell you: cocaine is one helluva drug. If you’re gonna do it, do it wisely. I know, that sounds like an oxymoron (emphasis on the moron) but it’s totally possible.

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