Journalists Laura Lee and Euna Lee have been pardoned by full time whacko and North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. My favorite American hero and blow job recipient, Bill Clinton went to North Korea as a high-profile diplomat with the hopes of getting the journalists released.
Slick Willy did his thing in North Korea, extending “words of sincere apology,” in order to get the Kim Jong to lighten up and release the two women. Earlier this year Ling & Lee were detained by North Korean police and then tried & convicted under North Korea’s Central Court for “committing hostilities against the Korean nation and illegal entry.” Until today, the two were serving 12 years in a labor prison, but are now freed, due in part to Bill’s apology and Kim Jong Il’s ability to pardon the duo under the, “humanitarian and peace-loving policy.”
Honestly, they’re just lucky they didn’t have to be Kim Jong Il’s love slave. Oh god, I am grossing myself out. Let’s hope the two have a safe return home and learn to enjoy their time in the States instead of dicking around near the North Korean border.
Photo source: Kayfabe
