So these two are together again. I cannot wait for Lindsay to rip her hair out this time and Britney to go publically gay. Let the tragedies unite. This could be like the Voltron of tawdry, celebutants!
Speaking of tawdry celebutant types, I cannot figure out if I should dick around and do work today, which would be good since I sometimes like to make money do I don’t have to give handjobs to strange men. Or if I should go visit my sister and sit at the pool with her and dick around all afternoon in the sun. Decisions, decisions! I guess right now I will have a sandwich and linger. I guess this means you should help me decide what to do. That would be awesome!
Party by the pool. Smoke some marijuana while you’re at it. Obvs.
Now if we could just get them to kiss each other.