Christina Hendricks Looks Like Me!
August 3, 2009
Whoa, I love Christina Hendricks and her zepplin tits. They are amazing, just like mine and honestly, what’s so wrong with that? I love Mad Men because it’s an incredible and epic program with great writing and acting, but let’s face it, I love it so much more because I can finally turn on the television and be confronted with a woman that has a body just like mine. Christina Hendricks, my tits give your tits a high tit five!
Mad Men starts again on August 16 on AMC at 10pm. If you have managed to miss it, you need to get it together and watch season 1 and 2 in the next two weeks. You too will want to be as dashing and shitty as the mysterious Don Draper. If nothing else, you can watch chicks with nice real tits bounce around your television screen.
A good woman is hard to find, but even harder to deal with. And let’s face it, there aren’t too many women left like Christina Hendricks cause most of them are busy trying to starve themselves, so let’s toast to Christina Hendricks and her super sexy character Joan Holloway, may they both be blessed with ample bosom and swiveling hips for years to come.
You can find more about Christina, her character Joan Holloway and Mad Men on the AMC website.
I heart you and your amazing zeppelin tits. I’d be happy to high-five them…very, very gently.
I’ll follow suit with the tit high-fives. I actually prefer yours to hers any fucking day.
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I am a mini-her and I salute with boobies