Monthly Archives: August 2009

How To Tech Your Parents To Use Technology

Posted on August 24, 2009 by

Honestly, for every time a family member calls me asking me to explain how to buy something online or fix their iPhone/iPod/Word/Pages I figure I could have written at least 2 posts.  Now you know one more excuse why I … Continue reading →

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I Can Show Naked Photos If I Want To

Posted on August 23, 2009 by

Seriously, no flash photography please.  However, I hate to get reamed by flickr for putting up titty shots of Amber Rose so we’re all going to have to deal.  I post my personal photos on flickr as well, and let’s … Continue reading →

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My Pretty Pets

Posted on August 20, 2009 by

It’s been a wild week filled with drinking and hangovers and catching up on paying work.  Forgive me for putting this on the back burner for a bit.  This summer has been really bizarre.  Maybe it’s because I’m in a … Continue reading →

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Ballad Of G.I. Joe, Yo!

Posted on August 10, 2009 by

I know I am late to posting today, but I had important things to do like lie in bed naked and not do work.  You know, the IMPORTANT things in life.  However, while dicking around I found this hilarious video, … Continue reading →

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Cocaine Is A Hell Of A Drug

Posted on August 7, 2009 by

Perhaps Billy Mays should have paid more attention to the live and hard times of singer Rick James and he might not have had his heart explode on him at the age of 50. Traces of the booger sugar were … Continue reading →

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NAS and Nick Cannon Know In Your Face

Posted on August 7, 2009 by

Nick Cannon and NAS decided to make cultural remarks about the state of hip-hop.  What they ended up doing it making themselves look like creepy assholes cause they made an incredibly racist song extremely catchy.  And the last thing I … Continue reading →

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Kelly Brooks Salutes Us With Tits

Posted on August 7, 2009 by

I got super wasted on Wednesday night and I am pretty sure I am banned from an entire block. I guess that is what happens when you start drinking at 4pm and go the complete distance. Pacing, is of course … Continue reading →

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Lisa Ling’s Sister & That Other Chick Finally Freed!

Posted on August 4, 2009 by

Journalists Laura Lee and Euna Lee have been pardoned by full time whacko and North Korean leader Kim Jong Il.  My favorite American hero and blow job recipient, Bill Clinton went to North Korea as a high-profile diplomat with the … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan & Britney Spears Reunited; Will Trouble Ensue?

Posted on August 4, 2009 by

So these two are together again.  I cannot wait for Lindsay to rip her hair out this time and Britney to go publically gay.  Let the tragedies unite.  This could be like the Voltron of tawdry, celebutants! Speaking of tawdry … Continue reading →

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Did Tiger Woods Fart?

Posted on August 4, 2009 by

I am fairly sure that in the accompanied video Tiger Woods farts and loudly at that.  I wouldn’t be so sure of this if he hadn’t picked up his leg and done the “sneak a fart out coyly” dance with … Continue reading →

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