Whoa today was my last day writing at F-listed. Now I have to catch up on other work and fill the gap that they’re going to leave financially. Lucky for me I am willing to do other awesome things like wash toilets topless and yell at people for money. I hope that means I’ll be rolling in dough by next Thursday.
Speaking of rolling in dough, I am not certain why Lady Gaga is getting to be so famous, but it’s happening. Today she wore a purple beehive to venture out in the world and run the sort of errands a minx like she runs. I can only suppose errands like that have something to do with getting ready for the total male orgy she’ll be the star of later this evening. Please, correct me if I’m wrong.
Lady Gaga is amazing! She is walking creativity…
Well, she’s creative, but honestly I like her most of all when she’s talking about fucking random dudes and putting her face in women’s crotches for picture time.
Just as civilization now breathes a collective, “Amy Winehouse who?”, so, too, shall Lady Gaga unceremoniously drop from the public consciousness.
Great ass, though.
The interesting thing about Lady Gaga is that she is remotely exciting, when she opens her mouth. But other than that I am mostly MEH. I JUST LIKE HEARING HER TALK LIKE SHE IS A WHORE even though I do not believe she has had sexx0r since 1998.
And she has a great ass. Ken, you of all people have to give her credit for that!