My Life According To Kanye West
July 10, 2009
Because I am trying to post everyday during the week I decided to do one of these lame memes. And why not? There’s a lot of bands I could have used for this, but I opted for Kanye West because he is the only person that has the song, “Drunk & Hot Girls” and so what if that is like my theme song? Actually, I like Kanye because he linked back to some stuff I wrote on F-listed and if he ever linked back to me here my face my explode. He also directed that new Drake video with all the girls with wonderful bouncing titties. Anyone responsible for that is ok by me.
I am going to wrap this up because Colin got home and realized he’d achieved a $500.00 red light camera ticket and I suppose I should go and comfort him. I guess by that I mean get offline and watch him stare at a piece of paper, then curse it out, then rationalize it, then curse it out some more than sort of make me feel badly even though it has nothing to do with me.
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to people you think would find this interesting (including me). You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “My Life According to Kanye West”
Pick Your Artist
Kanye West
Are you a male or female?
Hey Mama
Describe yourself:
Drunk And Hot Girls
How do you feel:
Champion
Describe where you currently live:
Flashing Lights
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Diamonds From Sierra Leone
Your favorite form of transportation:
Drive Slow
Your best friend is:
Roses
Your favorite color is:
Gold Digger
What’s the weather like:
Coldest Winter
Favorite time of the day:
Good Morning
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Bad News
What is life to you:
Everything I Am
Your relationships:
Welcome To Heartbreak
Your fear:
Big Brother
What is the best advice you have to give:
Wake Up Mr. West
If you could change your name, you would change it to:
Barry Bonds
Thought for the Day:
See You In My Nightmares
How I would like to die:
RoboCop
My soul’s present condition:
Love Lockdown
My Motto:
Never Let Me Down
reading this made me remember that i dreamed i saw colin’s dick and it was gargantuan.
random. sorry.
Perhaps you were not dreaming! Just sayin’.