Monthly Archives: July 2009

Seth Rogan Reacts To Megan Fox’s Rejection

Posted on July 31, 2009 by

I honestly really like Seth Rogan. He is geek chic and I like chubby, funny dudes. I was a chubby, funny chick. Some days I am still chubby. It’s a work in progress. Here’s a video where Seth explains what … Continue reading →

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Lady Gaga Is Still Annoying

Posted on July 31, 2009 by

Whoa today was my last day writing at F-listed.  Now I have to catch up on other work and fill the gap that they’re going to leave financially.  Lucky for me I am willing to do other awesome things like … Continue reading →

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The Birthday

Posted on July 21, 2009 by

Oh man, thanks to the miracle of the iPhone I can findghe time to update while lying in bed. My birthday was awesome, thanks in part to the wonderful Colin and Riley Ray. Before we drove up to Las Vegas … Continue reading →

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One Day Older & Deeper In Debt

Posted on July 13, 2009 by

Ugh, I made this stupid mixtape that I wasted  a lot of time on trying to get right, and probably it’s still not right, but 8 tracks will not allow me to embed the fucking player and it is driving … Continue reading →

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My Life According To Kanye West

Posted on July 10, 2009 by

Because I am trying to post everyday during the week I decided to do one of these lame memes.  And why not?  There’s a lot of bands I could have used for this, but I opted for Kanye West because … Continue reading →

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Riley Steele, The Beach & My Very First Orgy

Posted on July 9, 2009 by

Man, writing for a living means if I want money I am going to be writing, which is probably the weirdest thing.  Sometimes, writing does not feel like a chore, it just feels right, and everything’s great and I am … Continue reading →

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A Flash Forward Of Past Events

Posted on July 8, 2009 by

Someone was giving me shit about not posting any photos from Hawaii. Not that anyone will even care but here’s everything I have from that trip. Colin has a bunch of the really good ones, but I guess we’ll just … Continue reading →

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Erin Gaia & Michael Jackson

Posted on July 7, 2009 by

Because I am an asshole, I do not have any photos from when Erin and I dicked around during her big work trip in San Diego. I can tell you two things that happened. I lied to all her coworkers … Continue reading →

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