Welcome to my island paradise. It’s all tits and ass here in Waikiki. I am PMSing so I feel bad for Colin and haspy for him cause my tits have doubled in size overnight. Anyways, this is my update for now.
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- The Beatles – Rocky Raccoon
- The Beatles – Martha My Dear
- The Beatles – Happiness Is a Warm Gun
- The Beatles – While My Guitar Gently Weeps
- The Beatles – The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
- The Beatles – Wild Honey Pie
- The Beatles – Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
- The Beatles – Glass Onion
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- That one was quite possibly the best looking man I've ever seen. Ever. 1 day ago
- Photo: So nervous. (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/Z7Y1uwM2eESJ 2 days ago
- I LOVE HIM. 2 days ago
- THEY ARE PLAYING SIGUR ROS AND MY PHONE IS AT 1%. THIS IS A SIGN RIGHT? 2 days ago
- Then there was that time my father said, "Oh, I took my mom and first wife to The Body Shop together that one time." 3 days ago
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WOO HOO! HAWAII! I hope you’re having fun. DRUNK DIAL ME BITCH! I wana hear about Hawaii and the awesome room that I juked from the hilton for you…
Ah the mountains of waikiki. Frankly I thought they’d be greener.
Holy crap. Your blog is the shit, fucker.
I used to tit-and-ass in Waikiki. Go to Wailana Coffee House and smear the eggs benedict all over yourself. You will not regret it.
is the 2nd to last from “cheeseburger waikiki”? class joint.
IT IS! IT IS! I am classy and drunk. Well, at least drunk most of the time.
Damn I fucking love your blogs…every damn one of them.