Welcome to my island paradise. It’s all tits and ass here in Waikiki. I am PMSing so I feel bad for Colin and haspy for him cause my tits have doubled in size overnight. Anyways, this is my update for now.
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- Oh man, I look like I got into it with Chris Brown. I think I'll start telling people that's what happened to my face. #gotchrisbrowned 21 minutes ago
- Find a cute bearded guy, flirt with him, have his friend come up & ask about his wife then shoot yourself for always finding the taken dude. 8 hours ago
- If you want to go on a date with someone who looks like a battered wife, call me. 8 hours ago
- "Are you going to be home tonight?" -- My neighbor (stalker) Liam. 8 hours ago
- Do not run up Runyon when you have zero coordination. What you end up with is a face full of broken & blood. 10 hours ago
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WOO HOO! HAWAII! I hope you’re having fun. DRUNK DIAL ME BITCH! I wana hear about Hawaii and the awesome room that I juked from the hilton for you…
Ah the mountains of waikiki. Frankly I thought they’d be greener.
Holy crap. Your blog is the shit, fucker.
I used to tit-and-ass in Waikiki. Go to Wailana Coffee House and smear the eggs benedict all over yourself. You will not regret it.
is the 2nd to last from “cheeseburger waikiki”? class joint.
IT IS! IT IS! I am classy and drunk. Well, at least drunk most of the time.
Damn I fucking love your blogs…every damn one of them.