So I have photos again. It feels like 2007 all over again or something. I tried relentlessly to get stupid fucking Flickr to help me pay so that I could get my account up and running, but it was like working with a league of mental midgets. I am being kind here too. I guess if I ever get totally bored I will post my bitchy letters to them so that we can all revel in my bitchy awesomeness. So I’ve moved on, and now I’m using BubbleShare, which does not seem too bad if you take away the fact that I’m not nearly as adept at using it as I am Flickr. Boo fuckin’ hoo.
Some dude that knows what drunk is really like.
This is a photo I made Colin take last week while we were driving down Fairfax on our way to the Farmer’s Market. I think it sums up exactly how I felt that day, which was the day after Colin’s surprise birthday party. It was like…whoa. Also like whoa the fact that I have probably the best job in the entire world. I sit around my apartment and have ideas. Sometimes I write down these ideas and other times I just have them and then drink coffee or play with my Wii. Then at some point, I write them down and people pay me for them. But that’s not all, they have me do awesome stuff like show up to their events, for free, as a VIP and then they let me Twitter it. Which is exactly what happened at the Amp Radio launch party last night, which had LMAFO playing. If you check out my tweets, please notice that they get progressively drunker as the night goes on. Also note that I was totally fucking wasted cause the radio station footed my drinking bill and all I ate was a bowl of oatmeal yesterday. Anyone that tells you not to drink on an empty stomach is an idiot. My only recommendation for anyone regarding drinking is avoid milk items and try and stick with whatever you start drinking, as not to jump from rum in a Mai-Tai to whiskey cause you are begging for a hangover. I am also pretty sure that I called my parents to thank them for being my parents and to tell them I had the best job in the world. Alcohol is epic kids.
Whoa, here I am thinking, "Jesus, I am a sexy bitch!"
Oh, I have also been going to the dentist, which I haven’t done since before I decided to be drunk all the time in 2006. I probably will never make that mistake again. Too bad I only have like 2 cavities, so whatever the dentist has to do will be awesomely fast and I won’t have to sit still for too long getting injections all up in my face like I’m a porn star ready for a facial. Oh yea. And I want you to read that like the Kool-Aid dude just said it, it brings an amazingly awesome amount of affect to the table. So go bad and read it like that. Fuck it, read the entire post in that way and then blow me. Thanks and goodnight.
Woah, photos. It’s nice to see your smiling eyes again. Who would pay somebody to twitter? And who would rather twat a party than party? Somebody getting paid I guess.