First I go to Omegle, then talk to a stranger. It sort of goes like this:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dude
Stranger: dude correct
You: i think i just shat a doberman
You: too bad I cannot pet it and make it come to life
Stranger: did you eat one for dinner?
You: then I would take it to the park and be like HERE SHIZER.
You: and then when people would look at us funny I would just scoff cause I have a shit dog.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: am i intruding on your private thoughts?
You: I think I have something in between my teeth
You: that something is not dogshit
You: How can thoughts like these be private
You: unless you meant privates
You: and then yea, let’s talk about genitals.
Stranger: when you get TOO personal
You: so, tell me about your genitals.
Stranger: such as fantasying about fecal pets and genitals
Stranger: needledick
You: fantasizing
You: i do not have a dick. i am a hermie.
Stranger: that’s good to know
You: yea. it is
You: so, do you want to put your cock in my cock.
You: it can be kissing cocks.
You: later
You: when we get bored with that
You: i can shit into your asshole
Stranger: Stranger: i do not have a dick. i am a hermie.
Let’s be a little consistent here
Let’s be a little consistent here
You: and then you can shit that shit plus your shit back into my asshole.
You: and we can do that back and forth
You: forever.
Stranger: well, i would, but that would be impossible
You: it’s not really a dick. it’s more or less a thing. hormone therapy isn’t foolproof.
Stranger: no, don’t change the story
You: it would not be impossible if you just TRIED.
You: just try
Stranger: no
You: YOU WILL TRY
You: now bend over so I can poop inside you. deeply.
Stranger: hmm, are you hitting on me?
You: yes, this is love. stranger love.
You: now please get inside my van.
Stranger: i forgot my backpack
Stranger: let me go get it
You: i forgot my chloroform.
You: it doesn’t matter. were in love.
Stranger: oh geez, i just broke my foot. i can’t walk back to the van. sorry.
You: http://tinyurl.com/cu2ovr
Stranger: hmm
You: We are going to do this.
Stranger: you can. i’m outta here
))((
FOREVER.
oh for fuck’s sake. this thing won’t let me use the brackets!
what you need to be doing is posting some pics of those beautiful natural titties you got!