Monthly Archives: January 2009

Maybe Three Times Is Not A Charm

I am going to blog right now even though I should go to sleep because I feel like a neglectful mother.  You know, like Caycee Anthony.  Only I would never murder you guys and then try and hide you in … Continue reading

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Blogging 2009 Is Off To A Crap Start

Apparently, I thought it was ’40s night at the local bowling alley.  What?  Huh?  A real strenth I have is getting totally drunk and becoming better at the task at hand.  Case in point, bowling.  After 30 or 50 drinks … Continue reading

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Your Regularly Scheduled Program

Ugh, so in my attempt to keep posting here I am going to throw something together. I guess this is what happens when you start to lose your mind. Being creative professionally is fucking shitty. Never let anyone claim anything … Continue reading

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The Identification Issue

Today Erin called me to tell me one of our guy friends has started drinking Gin & Tonics.  He’s doing it cause he is an alcoholic and someone gave him a giant bottle of gin, which is great for him, … Continue reading

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Year Unreviewed

I was going to waste my time with a year in review, but then again, what the fuck would I review, my life?  In 2008, two major things happened, I started to get a lot more writing jobs and I … Continue reading

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