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- Fitz & the Tantrums – Dear Mr. President
- Fitz & the Tantrums – Breakin' the Chains of Love
- Fitz & the Tantrums – Don't Gotta Work it Out
- Fitz & the Tantrums – News 4 U
- Fitz & the Tantrums – L.O.V.
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- Radiohead – Scatterbrain (As Dead As Leaves)
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- Oh man, I look like I got into it with Chris Brown. I think I'll start telling people that's what happened to my face. #gotchrisbrowned 14 minutes ago
- Find a cute bearded guy, flirt with him, have his friend come up & ask about his wife then shoot yourself for always finding the taken dude. 8 hours ago
- If you want to go on a date with someone who looks like a battered wife, call me. 8 hours ago
- "Are you going to be home tonight?" -- My neighbor (stalker) Liam. 8 hours ago
- Do not run up Runyon when you have zero coordination. What you end up with is a face full of broken & blood. 10 hours ago
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Monthly Archives: January 2009
Maybe Three Times Is Not A Charm
I am going to blog right now even though I should go to sleep because I feel like a neglectful mother. You know, like Caycee Anthony. Only I would never murder you guys and then try and hide you in … Continue reading →
Posted in alcoholism, Bad Ideas, bar adventures, Getting shit done, writing
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Tagged barfing, blogging, Caycee Anthony, drinking, Mike Tyson's Punchout, neglect, photos, Studio 54, writing
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Blogging 2009 Is Off To A Crap Start
Apparently, I thought it was ’40s night at the local bowling alley. What? Huh? A real strenth I have is getting totally drunk and becoming better at the task at hand. Case in point, bowling. After 30 or 50 drinks … Continue reading →
Your Regularly Scheduled Program
Ugh, so in my attempt to keep posting here I am going to throw something together. I guess this is what happens when you start to lose your mind. Being creative professionally is fucking shitty. Never let anyone claim anything … Continue reading →
Posted in alcoholism, Films, Getting shit done, partying, writing
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Tagged America, awesome, Awesome to the Max, comedians, comedy, creativity, Detoxing, insanity, Judd Apatow, procrastination, productivity, script, script writing, sexy, sobriety
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The Identification Issue
Today Erin called me to tell me one of our guy friends has started drinking Gin & Tonics. He’s doing it cause he is an alcoholic and someone gave him a giant bottle of gin, which is great for him, … Continue reading →
Year Unreviewed
I was going to waste my time with a year in review, but then again, what the fuck would I review, my life? In 2008, two major things happened, I started to get a lot more writing jobs and I … Continue reading →
Posted in alcoholism, body image, Chicago, Getting shit done, men, partying, Relationships, Traveling, Vacations, writing
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Tagged antibiotics, awesome, Chicago, colin, New Years Eve, sabrina, sobriety, tits
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