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- Oh man, I look like I got into it with Chris Brown. I think I'll start telling people that's what happened to my face. #gotchrisbrowned 12 minutes ago
- Find a cute bearded guy, flirt with him, have his friend come up & ask about his wife then shoot yourself for always finding the taken dude. 8 hours ago
- If you want to go on a date with someone who looks like a battered wife, call me. 8 hours ago
- "Are you going to be home tonight?" -- My neighbor (stalker) Liam. 8 hours ago
- Do not run up Runyon when you have zero coordination. What you end up with is a face full of broken & blood. 10 hours ago
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Monthly Archives: September 2008
Austin City Limits
Since I forced Colin into giving up his trip to Austin for Austin City Limits I am now obligated to get rid of his ticket for him. It was originally $170 and we’ll be happy to get rid of it … Continue reading
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Visa or Mastercard, Please. No Condolences Accepted Here.
God, this is going to be an epic post. I should probably try to get back into the practice of blogging daily, but I just do not have it in me to both write creatively while finding time to blog … Continue reading
Posted in alcoholism, Getting shit done, men, Relationships, spending, Vacations
Tagged Chicago, dyke, Erin, freedom, haircut, Los Angeles, peeing, pixie, recession, Relationships, secrets, trips, urination
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In a time of Crisis
Oh man, I broke up with C. about an hour ago. I think it was harder knowing that I was going to do it, than actually doing it. And to be honest, I wouldn’t have done it, but I made … Continue reading
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She’s A Small Wonder
I haven’t felt like writing. Which has nothing to do with anything I plan to write about today. Today I am going to write about farting. Man, farting is awesome. I can feel nearly 500 lbs. and then I fart … Continue reading
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