Monthly Archives: September 2008

Austin City Limits

Since I forced Colin into giving up his trip to Austin for Austin City Limits I am now obligated to get rid of his ticket for him. It was originally $170 and we’ll be happy to get rid of it … Continue reading

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Visa or Mastercard, Please. No Condolences Accepted Here.

God, this is going to be an epic post. I should probably try to get back into the practice of blogging daily, but I just do not have it in me to both write creatively while finding time to blog … Continue reading

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In a time of Crisis

Oh man, I broke up with C. about an hour ago. I think it was harder knowing that I was going to do it, than actually doing it. And to be honest, I wouldn’t have done it, but I made … Continue reading

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She’s A Small Wonder

I haven’t felt like writing. Which has nothing to do with anything I plan to write about today. Today I am going to write about farting. Man, farting is awesome. I can feel nearly 500 lbs. and then I fart … Continue reading

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