i guess i will tell an even more diltued tale about the grown woman that lost her writing job with major delusions of grandeur and didn’t even look for a new one because mercury was in retrograde. probably she would not use proper context or grammar. too bad all of china might die over that. i guess i am ready to get new ink and by that i mean i am going to fuck my sister’s friend and then use his tattoo artist. i am in love with myself. good luck sergeant bilko and fuck your mother.
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you’re not even going to do that. you should take a bus here and i will give you a prison tattoo.