Oh man, I have such terrible cramps right now. I guess I sort of deserve them, and by that I mean, I am a terrible human being. Last night was my sister’s birthday and she declared that everyone should drink including myself and my brother’s girlfriend who don’t typically drink anymore. So drinking commenced and I am pretty sure I came onto one of her friend’s that I know for sure she has hooked up with. I guess if she brings it up to me I will just be like OH, I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE I WAS IN A WONDERFUL BLACKOUT. Apparently, I also stole some lady’s purse by putting it inside my brother’s girlfriend’s purse. God, I am a fucking wreck when I start drinking. Anyways, here are some photos from last night.
The young woman in the middle on the bottom picture is absolutely beautiful.
That’s my brother’s girlfriend and she helped me steal a purse, and by that I mean she didn’t call the police on me when she knew what i was up to.
your sister has porno china doll face. who is the dude with the baby hat it’s gay you’re brother right hahaha
two idiots are sharing that hat. the one with the double chin is not my brother.
Oh yeah. This is my new favorite blog.
BOOOOOBIES!