Monthly Archives: February 2008

I haven’t blogged in a week.  I am pretty sure my feet stink in an unnatural way right now.  Additionally, I have been drinking more than usual all week.  Seriously, how dare the people I know ask me to leave … Continue reading →

On nights like this, where it rains hard and the silence is pounded by the slap-popping of water hitting the house on all sides, my body aches all over. At first I try to lie in bed, writhing around trying … Continue reading →

This is my hundredth post on this blog. I guess that could be monumental if I had an actual goal. I guess that leads me to some bizarre existential train of thought where I start to wonder if I have … Continue reading →

i guess i will tell an even more diltued tale about the grown woman that lost her writing job with major delusions of grandeur and didn’t even look for a new one because mercury was in retrograde. probably she would … Continue reading →

Uh, here is a conversation I just had with one of my exes that apparently thinks he is getting back into my pants.  Too bad he is too stupid to realize that flattery gets people nowhere. Sabrina: clearly, i am … Continue reading →

Happy Valentines Day. Here is one part of a three part video you may have seen before, but I bet you have not. This is of some psycho named Steven that didn’t tell anyone that once he starts drinking he … Continue reading →

I was going to waste time writing about Valentines Day and orgasms, but then I decided I should save that for tomorrow and most of you idiots won’t even read it until Friday, so really, I just bought myself some … Continue reading →

I guess if you do not live in Los Angeles that this blog will be sort of nonplus for you, but what the fuck do I care, really? To the right you will see a picture of my sister, Gia, … Continue reading →

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to Tall Todd.  If you are too stupid to realize which of those giant douche bags is Todd, well the taller one.  You’re probably wondering if I have fucked him or something … Continue reading →

I guess that blog was pretty fucking offensive. Too bad I never cared that it might fucking come across as shitty. God, you know what is really shitty, getting hyper fucking wasted at your parents dinner party. Here is the … Continue reading →