Monthly Archives: January 2008

My sister’s birthday is in less than a week. Every year at this time I end up spending more money than feasibly possible because she appeals to my sense of fun and because whenever I get piss drunk she has … Continue reading →

I guess, now I am turning into Heath Ledger.  One pill to sleep.  One pill to wake up.  One pill to kick your mother’s ass.  Too bad all of you fucks will pretend to care in the same way tons … Continue reading →

I’ve been trying to focus all day long, but the real problem is that it looks like night 24-7 and my body gets bored and goes to sleep whenever, where ever and I am getting nothing done. I like that … Continue reading →

Today it’s still raining. I guess for some of you a weeks worth of rain is not a big deal, but you idiots do not live in Los Angeles and have no desire to pay incredible prices to have perfect … Continue reading →

Last night my brother, sister and myself sat around telling my mother some of our drinking stories.  I especially enjoyed it when my sister said, “Sometimes you get so wasted that you think you can run anywhere, but after a … Continue reading →

Welcome to my blog. Or not. God, the stories I could tell about San Francisco. I guess instead of incriminating myself I am just going to post a few random pictures and some video my sister took of our friend … Continue reading →

Gosh, I have been incapable of forcing myself to blog for over a week. Now, last weeks absence is understandable as I was in a massive five-day long drinking and drug binge. Currently, I am at home and trying desperately … Continue reading →

I’ve been sick and haven’t left my house, which is basically how I like things anyways.  I left my car in Hollywood when I took ill and haven’t even tried to go and fetch it because I am a raging … Continue reading →

This is my sister Sam and I am pretty sure that she’s some sort of child prodigy and I don’t even care if you disagree because I know the truth.  Also, I am fairly sure she is slightly deranged, but I will … Continue reading →

There are two parts to this video that make it absolutely awesome. When the narrator has Aaron Burr tell Alexander Hamilton, “Hey you’re giving me shit. We got a duel.” And when he slurs that Alexander Hamilton shoots Alexander Hamilton. … Continue reading →