Monthly Archives: October 2007

I stayed up all night again, listening to Little Barrie by Little Barrie on fucking loop, making coffee and watching the sunrise–feeling very pensive when I am actually super restless. Let me tell you one of the things that happened … Continue reading →

So I finished that list about shitty movies I love and you can find it here. You all can go there and sing my praises because I am a fucking genius. Oh yea. I am still bloated from being so … Continue reading →

Around 5am is when I like to test exactly how quickly I can write my reviews because if I stay up past 6am I am going to fucking stay up till like 1pm and then backout and tomorrow ends up … Continue reading →

I totally wrote this like 4 years ago. I have too much to do to write something. I have to get some sleep tonight. Fuck. Dorkcus Clever. When she first told me his name I didn’t think much. In fact, … Continue reading →

Oh god, I just remembered what I was going to write about, it only took me like 2 hours. Jesus Fucking Christ. Anyways, this chick I grew up with–she moved to Tennessee, got knocked up and had that baby. ALL … Continue reading →

Let me explain my past 24 hours or so–I went out with this dude that does not understand that I am the devil and I am sure he is already in love with me because I got bored and was … Continue reading →

“I’ll fuck your dog for twenty nickels!” God, whenever I am suddenly nervous those are the first words that come out of my mouth. There are circles where I am clearly known as TWENTY NICKELS. I guess that’s all I … Continue reading →

I found this in an article about breast cancer: Limit alcohol intake: Recent studies indicate that alcohol consumption, including the much touted “healthy” red wine, increases a woman’s risk of developing the disease. Women who drink one to two servings … Continue reading →

Oh my God, let me take this opportunity to highlight you on the monstrosity that is alcoholism. I am so hungover that I cannot even sleep. I was lying in bed for like 80 million hours or something and then … Continue reading →

I guess I will write another blog because I need to hurry up and write five fucking tv/movie reviews cause that is what I am getting paid to do these days. I am not sure if I should even mention … Continue reading →