Monthly Archives: August 2007

I think this picture about sums up what is going on in my life. If I was hyper amazing and clever I would just end this post right there and have the 6 of you reading be like WHAT, YOU … Continue reading →

I think it is hilarious how men are personally offended when you have to tell them that you do not plan to date them. I also greatly enjoy how their entire perspective changes and they are like OH, I NEVER … Continue reading →

Ever since I have been a little kid my dad has kept this picture of my Great Uncle Jack in the garage, above his workshop. Creepily enough, Uncle Jack looks like his head is bursting out of a giant ball … Continue reading →

Here is my life as I am living it written within 7 minutes and then cut off even if I do not complete my thoughts. Anyways, what do you do when you meet a man that is infinitely crazier than … Continue reading →

Oh my god, I am dapper as hell. See that hat, that is professional hat wearing skills at work. The entire cast of Newsies took a shit over my hat wearing abilities. I started this blog on like Tuesday and … Continue reading →

Seven minutes in heaven is the best approach to dating that i know of. After the initial seven minutes are up I am always sort of bored and worried I might have to deal with someone. This sounds like a … Continue reading →

This is what happens when I am suppose to be working for the man! By man I really mean elite mother fucking 1% of America that pays one of the top chefs in the land to cook at his party … Continue reading →

Welcome to downtown Los Angeles. I guess I will tell the story of Rabwa because I can write whatever I want and the five people that read probably won’t even comment and that puts me at ease. When I was … Continue reading →

Flannery O’Connor had it right. A Good Man is Hard to Find a bad man, on the other hand, is merely around the corner or in the shadows at your bar. Thank god for that. And yes, I sleep in … Continue reading →