Hello, I am a female valet. I run from point-a to point-b, making sure my tits jiggle just enough to mimic Pamela Anderson in her beach running days. I do this because I get more tips than God and let me tell you, that God, he gets tipped like a mother-fucker. I am a female valet and this is what I do for a living. I drive around in cars and flirt. Look at me! My hair is on fire like I am the Phoenix and you’re throwing your keys at me while I am like I hope I do not fuck up your car, idiot. I can do this in a tank top, dress shirt of costume or your choice. I am your Madonna-Whore. I am just that complex. You get what you pay for and I think sometimes people forget that I am sitting around making trouble because no one has paid up yet.
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- Oh man, I look like I got into it with Chris Brown. I think I'll start telling people that's what happened to my face. #gotchrisbrowned 15 minutes ago
- Find a cute bearded guy, flirt with him, have his friend come up & ask about his wife then shoot yourself for always finding the taken dude. 8 hours ago
- If you want to go on a date with someone who looks like a battered wife, call me. 8 hours ago
- "Are you going to be home tonight?" -- My neighbor (stalker) Liam. 8 hours ago
- Do not run up Runyon when you have zero coordination. What you end up with is a face full of broken & blood. 10 hours ago
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