Monthly Archives: July 2007

I am going to tell a humorous story that revolves around this attached picture. I have a friend that pees in sinks whenever I am with her. The picture to the right is the picture of a sink. Once, I … Continue reading →

Dear blogger, I continue to hate you to the fucking max. I just finished my post when fucking blogger had a seizure and I could not stop it to shove a wallet in it’s mouth to prevent it from swallowing … Continue reading →

I am giving myself seven minutes to do this because I have to go running and get my life together cause I never even slept last night. Oh my god, I am a fucking wreck. I had a pill party … Continue reading →

Here is a memo–after a night of pills & drinking you can get me to agree to pretty much anything. That’s just in regular conversation when I am feeling euphoric and wanting to spread around the happiness. You know how … Continue reading →

My idea of the perfect life consists of being with a man that barely wants to deal with me and never wants to see me so there is the perpetual chase continuing forever. I live in my own house with … Continue reading →

Men are fucking idiots. Sometimes I think they misinterpret my condescending arrogance for damsel-in-distress and they immediately go into action to help save me from myself. HOLY SHIT BATMAN! I GUESS IF I MADE IT THIS FAR I AM DOING … Continue reading →

Hello, I am a female valet. I run from point-a to point-b, making sure my tits jiggle just enough to mimic Pamela Anderson in her beach running days. I do this because I get more tips than God and let … Continue reading →

It turns out that I continue to only be in love with myself. Why this is a mystery to people I will never understand. How can people not be in love with themselves? I find myself wondering this all the … Continue reading →

It turns out I quit this blog cause I have a real life that does not revolve around the internet. Some people might be like OH SHE PROBABLY IS IN LOVE. Think again asshole. Anyways, I will probably delete this … Continue reading →