Monthly Archives: May 2007

Piaget claimed that by the end of their first year of life most children developed object permanence. For those members of the class that are unaware of what the fuck I am talking about I will clarify. Object Permanence is … Continue reading →

Here is a picture of Corky from Life Goes On & Spiderman. This is artistic genius. Now I am going to make a very strange parallel using this picture of renowned retard “Corky” and the perception people have of the … Continue reading →

I am not drinking until July 18th. My 26th birthday. Everyone thinks this is sort of a big deal and maybe it is, but who cares, really? Anyways, plans are beginning to unfold. Everyone is scared I will lose it … Continue reading →

In television they like to have relationships where it is impossible for two people to be together. This sort of tension/ implausible relationship leads to incredibly high ratings. Currently, this sort of thing is going on with Jim & Pam … Continue reading →

Sorry, but I have to use all caps in order to really get my point across in this stupid post. THIS IS A PICTURE OF A WOMAN WITH HER ARMS & LEGS REMOVED. SHE WAS PLACED IN A PROVERBIAL BOX … Continue reading →

LA is burning down again. This is your epic destiny dear beautiful people with zero moral aptitude and a nice set of fake tits. Your plastic faces are melting into your designer jeans and impostor sunglasses, oh the faux pas! … Continue reading →

Exhibit A. We broke the fuck out of this window. i would just like to state that the only reason you have electric youth on your playlist is that after joey threw bottles through the window in Tahoe i diffused … Continue reading →

David Hasselhoff is my hero. Seriously. This is the sort of lame brained idea I would come up with in order to HELP ME OFF THE SAUCE. Right asshole. The best part about this is the fact that it only … Continue reading →

From left to right Sabrina_See, Joey_Y, Gia_C, & ChristenWins I realize these are lame, but it is late and I am tired and want to read. So here is a picture of me partying on Sunset Boulevard with my friends … Continue reading →

Sometimes it is fun to have emotional problems because you can blame everything on the fact that not only are you incapable of making interpersonal relationships sober, you are incapable of making them at all. Society considers this to be … Continue reading →