Monthly Archives: February 2007

So mostly I have not been drinking. I am sure this comes as a shock to everyone that wastes time sending me messages talking about how I need to be careful and save myself. Seriously, get a life. Anyways, every … Continue reading →

First read this. Now, imagine your neighbor busting into your house Dirty Harry style with his giant fucking samurai sword while you were just trying to spend a relaxing evening at home. Relaxing and watching rape porno at decibles so … Continue reading →

I am from Los Angeles. I am all Hollywood. You know, Hollywood, where doing blow all night long until the vein in your head pops and you wake up in a pool of your own vomit and opt to go … Continue reading →

Witch-Wifeby Edna St. Vincent Millay She is neither pink nor pale,And she never will be all mine; She learned her hands in a fairy-tale,And her mouth on a valentine. She has more hair than she needs;In the sun ’tis a … Continue reading →

I guess it truly is the small things that make life worth the mess of waking up in the morning to realize your face fell off the night before and in it’s place is left the remnants of smeared makeup … Continue reading →

This is where I tell you to continue to be amazed by this awesome thing I like to call my life. Next week at this time I will be flying away to Chicago. I will make my grand appearance and … Continue reading →

When you’re lucky like me you have a sister named Gia and she is like “HAVE YOU SEEN THE MR. HANDS VIDEO?” When you are like, “NO!” You have to ask with is this Mr. Hands, oh wise sage sister … Continue reading →

Gia’s Birthday was on Friday. Somehow, I thought I posted this way back then, but it seems I clicked SAVE AS DRAFT because I am a junkie asshole, and it never got posted. OH FUCKING WELL. WE WILL TREAT TODAY … Continue reading →