Monthly Archives: January 2007

I like to make horrific mistakes with good men so I can be faced with my shitty behavior later on when I decide I want them back. Good men does not necessarily mean they are good people, but maybe just … Continue reading →

SHE IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES, WHAT THE GOVERNTMENT HAS NOT TOLD YOU IS THAT STEVE ERWIN WAS HUNTING HER WHEN HE DIED AND THEY BLAMED IT ON A FUCKING STINGRAY. IMAGINE WHAT PART OF HER BODY SHE USED TO PIERCE … Continue reading →

Here’s a reminder. It always feels good when you get getting a hickey and usually they are not that bad, but then there are the times when it looks like you told Snake down at the Pool Hall that he’s … Continue reading →

When I accidently switched over to Blogger Beta, which I think sucks to fucking high hell by the way, I couldn’t make the stupid code for the stat counter work so I gave it up. Basically, I think it is … Continue reading →

Erin has noticed an uncanny trend in my life. I keep running into ex-cast members of CHARMED at this bar I go to where I almost go home with them until I am like UH, SORRY. IT TURNS OUT I … Continue reading →

I like to leer at men the way that men leer at women. That’s my way of admitting I am sort of the inner office pervert and for any guy that thinks he is staring at my tits–well, they are … Continue reading →

I like how I stumble onto things like this when I am sure there is no god, and WHAM–a prayer I find myself chanting in my own head all the fucking time. I’d actually write something clever here but I … Continue reading →

Excuse me, but incase you didn’t know I am severely Obsessive Compulsive and I can very rarely rip myself away from the internet. Because of this I am prone to bringing my laptop everywhere. We all remember when I got … Continue reading →

This post is where I tell you that I am so bored with being a fully functional adult that I have decided I want to move anywhere in the United States that is not Alaska. It would be helpful if … Continue reading →

Dear 2006, I’m a little late in writing this ode to 2006, but then again I am pretty much late to everything. So far, I have been late to my own funeral and that is sort of a good thing … Continue reading →