Monthly Archives: December 2006

Sabrina: seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people raymi: losers they read blogs of people wh do morally subject things so tha tthey can judge them but really they wish they could be yer friend and know that you … Continue reading →

Yesterday was Brad Pitt’s birthday, and I figure that is a good enough excuse as any to post a few pictures of him and generally talk about how the best character he has ever played was Tyler Durden. In fictional … Continue reading →

New Years is a big huge deal for me. Most people will assume this has something to do with the fact that I look for any and all excuses to get terribly & obnoxiously drunk. Well, you’re wrong. Contrary to … Continue reading →

I wouldn’t want it any other way. ADVENTURE. DANGER. FORTUNE-HUNTING. It’s like they fucking live inside my head.What Classic Movie Are You?personality tests by similarminds.com

Here is a conversation I had with some yahoo IM weirdo. In a seperate conincidence, I was doing a search for “WEST COAST SUFER PARTIES” on google images and found this picture of the life guard tower I have had … Continue reading →

This is an essay assigned by my friend Brian. Please feel free to visit his myspace page and read his creepy, funny blogs. Also, if you notice that I am in his top 8, you can try to add me … Continue reading →

NOT SO HELPFUL ADVICE FROM THE GIVER OF LIFE… Dear Sabrina’s Vagina, I suppose this question is directed to you because I have no one else to turn to. I like to think that I am a physically fit, twenty-six-year-old … Continue reading →

Two important ladies share a birthday today. Neither of these ladies are Rosie O’Donnell. Rosie O isn’t even fucking important–she is just a loud mouth dyke, which is not far off from me, I’m just not a dyke. Anyways, Erin … Continue reading →

COMMENTS ARE FUCKING WORKING. COMMENT FINALLY ASSHOLES.

Here is another picture of my dog. I have decided to become one of those obnoxious people that keeps showing off their dog and the entire blogosphere can fucking hate my guts. Seriously, stop reading my blog. I have a … Continue reading →