Monthly Archives: December 2006

ERIN AND I TOOK THESE SCREENSHOTS IN TAHOE AFTER WINNING $1,200.00 ON CRAPS. PLEASE CLICK ON THE IMAGES TO ENLARGE. I’VE SEEN BIGGER. I’VE SEEN BETTER. OPINIONS?

Bust a Move. If you scream this into the phone long enough the subliminal hint takes on a preternatural anthropomorphism and bites your victim on the neck like Nosferatu. Right when this happens they agree to fly to Los Angeles … Continue reading →

Dear Sabrina’s Vagina, I just read your column. You seem to think you’re “all knowing”. Well, if that’s a fact please explain to myself and the rest of your readers what the true spirit of Christmas is. I figure in … Continue reading →

This is an example of the the sorts of e-mails I get from the same person that blamed me for causing their stroke then a year later informing me that it was only a case of botulism. I like to … Continue reading →

DEAR SANTA, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS ARE THE MEN THAT I HAVE BEEN DEDICATING TIME TO THAT ALREADY HAVE WOMEN. IT IS NOT SO HARD TO EVEN GET THEM. YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO WORRY BECAUSE I DO … Continue reading →

Actually, I never wonder that because, as it turns out, I don’t give a shit about her. Merry Christmas.

Here are some things you have absolutely no interest in knowing. Fuck you for even thinking for a split second that I am your clown here to amuse you. 1. I am fairly sure that I have a really bad … Continue reading →

1. What is your favorite beer?NO beer! 2. What is your favorite mixed drink?.SoCo and diet/Cadillac Margarita but whiskey and tequila make me do things like stabbing small children and stealing cars so I stick with Raspberry Stoli and Soda. … Continue reading →

Since the land before time Erin and I have been getting shit from some guy calling himself SETH. Tonight we discussed Seth and everything we know and do not know about him. Pictured to the left is Seth dressed for … Continue reading →