Monthly Archives: November 2006

I’m seriously debating getting this tattooed on the middle of my back. A sort of disclaimer. I still plan to upload the pictures. I am lazy. Erin is probably going to stab me in the face for being lazy. Lazy … Continue reading →

I’ve been lazy and not posted. It might be blamed on the fact that I chose to kill my body to death during the Thanksgiving holiday. I think it is safe to say that I participated in an incredible amount … Continue reading →

I would just like to point out that I had a great time with Erin and Friday we got drunk and stole a car. I will get into the semantics later. I am sort of waiting for the cops to … Continue reading →

Taser Man In the past, people have mentioned that it might be a good idea that I equip myself with a taser because so much amazingly bizarre shit happens to me. The sort of things that can only be described … Continue reading →

I was going to write a blog about how I am still obsessed with that teacher fellow that wears ugly green sweaters that are falling apart and probably smell horribly, but then this fellow from Yahoo crankifornia_6 would not leave … Continue reading →

Dear Internets, As of Thursday morning I will be in Chicago drinking and fighting and fucking all night. If you or anyone you know happens to live in Chi Town, now is probably a good time to jump my party … Continue reading →

This is Julian McMahon. He plays Dr. Christian Toy on FX’s NipTuck. I am secretly obsessed with this show and probably only five people knew about this until now. How can a show about a surley, image obsessed doctor and … Continue reading →

New Story I’m Working On When you wake up in a walk-in closet it’s like emerging from a World War II bomb shelter saving you from the warfare that’s your life. I think this to myself while peeling my face … Continue reading →

This morning, while I was putzing around online I noticed a link to a site called DeadBabies.com so I hit it because anything that seems wrong I have to be apart of. So clickity-click-clicks later I’m reading an introduction to … Continue reading →

Here is a video I took last weekend of my friend playing the “water game” which is a variation of the spitting game where you both stand in front of each other and try to see who can last the … Continue reading →