Monthly Archives: September 2006

I sort of dare you to have a more interesting evening than the boringest times I have ever had. Consider that a challenge by the master, your master. I realize that maybe I should have been complying with my promise … Continue reading →

Some of you idiots are going to be like–HEY I HAVE SEEN THAT PICTURE BEFORE. Well good going, but do you know anything about that picture? Have you heard the LORE behind that picture? Do you even know that man’s … Continue reading →

Sabrina_C Blogging Parody Posts Update! Apparently, I might be able to keep this up for longer than one post as people have indicated some interest in it. Really though, I think people ought to be a bit more snarky about … Continue reading →

Sometimes blogging gets old like a favorite pair of panties. Maybe you keep them, maybe you get someone to rip them off of you and then throw them out, or maybe you eat them–everyone is different. In this way, you … Continue reading →

I cannot remember the last time I berated my stupid readers so here we go. What is the point of coming here to see if I have fallen apart? LOOK MY PLANE IS CRASHING! AHH, WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK TO … Continue reading →

New article up at Laist.com Photography as a medium conveys blink of the eye captivity of humanity at its core. The work of Matt Mascaro is no exception as it introduces levels of metaphysical philosophy into his latest art exhibition, … Continue reading →

I have not been drinking for 11 days at midnight Pacific Standard Time. I feel like I should start this post by saying “Hello, my name is Sabrina and I’m an alcoholic,” but if I am stopping whenever I want … Continue reading →

There is a girl—there is a girl here who looks like a cheap imitation of Liv Tyler and she likes to tell us, all of the time, that she’s French and she has lived in France and that she only … Continue reading →

It is Friday night and I am not drinking so I don’t know what to do and I do not want to see people or leave the house or anything because just barely having to deal with people would drive … Continue reading →