Monthly Archives: July 2006

I turn twenty-five on Tuesday. Please send gifts accordingly. Please. I turn twenty-five and this is it. Yesterday, a man I thought I was in love with earlier this year, asked me to marry him in a sort of backwards … Continue reading →

Sometimes, there’s a movie–Sometimes, there’s a movie that makes sense of where you are exactly in your life. So maybe it is 5 p.m. and you’re still in your pajamas with your feet on the ottoman fucking around online, watching … Continue reading →

Malibu Canyon Curves Stomping,staggeringFrankenstein’s bridemoaningwrithinglooking to exitsticking outa shouldn’t haveengineered by,the influence ofeveryone she’s evermet. A byproductcompiled & designedthe secret thoughtsofRuss Meyers,pious handsof Jesus Christsavior,lover,lavishing licentiouskissesof monumentalproportions. Blessed bethynamerapidly revvingwhirl windarcs & bows–Malibu canyonCurvaturesher body . Threats thwarted&angry villagers,manic mobsmaking … Continue reading →

Sometimes, you’re walking down the street doing whatever it is that a surly, work-free, debutante does when she jaunts along her way, all the while singing I love men in your head. And sometimes, while doing this you turns to … Continue reading →

I still have no new pictures for you. Get off my ass. So far, I haven’t really had the time between collecting men and making a complete mockery of my life to find the time to head down to an … Continue reading →

I cannot seem to get my life together today. I am going to blame the countless amounts of substances that I have been feeding my body causing me to spin wildly out of control like Robert Downey Jr. had he … Continue reading →

This has been an exceptionally drunk week. One can always tell how insane things are for me when there is a lull in posting. I still haven’t gotten the cords for this new camera so there are no new pictures. … Continue reading →

You heard it here first. My breasts must have given me the biggest boost of confidence. There is no way that being a clever, savvy, intelligent human being could have eased my awkward period and made me feel better about … Continue reading →

Based on the fact that I have been entirely too intoxicated to sit down and type for the last six days, I think it is safe to say I’ve been having a great time. I love the city of Boston … Continue reading →