Monthly Archives: July 2006

This is the first line I’ll write and hate and delete later and you’ll never know the difference. Sometimes, it’s amazing to me, the incredible amount of chaos, which ensues the exact second I exit the safety of my house … Continue reading →

Sometimes you log onto a computer that’s homepage is BLACK GAY CHAT and it doesnt matter because you need to be online because your life is like a black hole or a hurricane, and FEMA is being a retard again. … Continue reading →

I was suppose to get a lot of work done tonight, but instead I took a handfull of pills and flashed around the house like I had the gift of telepathy. I think I am going to fall in love … Continue reading →

In a moment I am going to get up and get dressed and leave my house, in an attempt to do something mildly productive. I was suppose to do all this sort of thing last night, but then I realized … Continue reading →

Since I have not worked in god knows how long the time has come for me to actually get my life together and maybe start looking for a job or at the very least something that will keep me busy … Continue reading →

Because I was an insane dummy I destroyed my laptop in a fit of rage. RAGE! After hours and hours of drinking on Friday night I decided to become exceedingly melodramatic and try to jump out of the fifth story … Continue reading →

It’d been a year since I’d seen him and I still found myself holding my breath when we hugged so I wouldn’t inhale too deeply. Before he left I wrote endlessly about him so I could exercise my feelings without … Continue reading →

Happy fucking birthday indeed. I should have requested a new fucking liver on that Amazon wishlist, but I guess that is all sorts of planning ahead that I am never prepared to do. Maybe the fact that I am generally … Continue reading →

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS. IF YOU KNOW ME, OR MAYBE YOU DON’T OR MAYBE WE HAVE HAD CASUAL SEX OR MAYBE WE SHOULD– TONIGHT IS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY i am too awesome for words. My point is this. Tonight at … Continue reading →