Lately, I have been giving a lot of thought to other things I would be willing to do that are not writing. After stumbling upon this article it has become clear to me that I too could be come a police sketch artist. Apparently, Baby Huey’s cousin “Pock Mark Face” has been making appearances in Oregon as a “rapist”. What I like most about this police sketch is the teeth. They look like set of corn teeth I would have drawn for some project in the 4th grade. I also appreciate the total lack of chin. It takes me back to my days in the ICU where I would stumble on people with worse physical conditions then my own broken neck. One I learned much about was the dreaded face melting into neck syndrome. Really, it’s just too bad the artist didn’t get a little creative and put bolts on the side of the assailants neck and I could have told them to find Herman Munster on 1313 Mockingbird Lane. That fucking rapist.