At some point my friends and I were listening to T-Rex and drinking. One of us made a comment about the fact that their music makes you want to party as hard as humanly possible. Everyone agreed with this statement. From it was born the T-Rex Party Stipulation. I implemendted this rule. Bascically, whenever we walk into a bar if we happen to hear any T-Rex songs play then we gotta get tanked beyond human possibility. Tuesday night, before the Vence Canal fiasco, I walked into a bar and said, “Let’s take it easy cause I got plastered last night.”

The second I said that T-Rex began to play. I looked at my friends and said, “Fuck, who’s got the first round of shots?” Before I came up with the T-Rex Party Stipulation I never heard T-Rex when I was out. Now I hear it at the very least twice a week. What the fuck is going on. I am pretty sure, at this point that the furies have it out for my liver.