Monthly Archives: March 2006

Rembering guys names is difficult for me. Not because I am bad with names, quite the contrary. I am great with names and matching names with faces and keeping all that sort of thing clear and concise. My problem is … Continue reading →

What I need most right now is a pair of red, heart shaped boobie tassles for my mams! If you or someone you know can help me out with acquiring such desired adornments–please contact me ASAP, as I should like … Continue reading →

People keep wanting to know if I’m alright. I dunno. I feel alright. I am existing. I still haven’t drank myself to death, but I suppose that is the question, “How in the fuck do you party almost every night … Continue reading →

Basically, I was drunk the entire month of February and most of March. Now that my friends are crying “alcoholism” to me–and themselves, I am going on a short lived drinking hiatus. By short lived I mean–I will be back … Continue reading →

It is roughly 9 a.m. and I am still drunk which means I really went out of my way to be drunk this week. I am suppose to be at the orthopedist right now but I am lying in my … Continue reading →

I am always thinking about posting. I am sitting online a lot but I just don’t have the energy to sit down and explain that perhaps I have been partying more than ever. Or that I am juggling much right … Continue reading →

You wanted it, you got it, Toyota. So I got majorly trashed last night because it is like the thing to do man, and now I am like paying for it in massive quantities especially with my body. I have … Continue reading →