I am in a very important race. Really important. Infact, all other facets of my life are being dictated by the points race. Basically, among my group of friends–there is a plethora of awesome and because of this we have to see who’s the MOST awesome. So far, I am in the lead with 480 points. Christen is in a strong second with 185 points. There are some people behind us, but I doubt they matter since they barely have like 100 points. I am really far ahead because I did a fair number of insane things this weekend. Things I have decided not to mention because people might decide to go ahead & press charges, and because sometimes my mom reads this blog and she doesn’t need to know about those types of details. Although, I will admit that I get to win–hands down–if I manage to play “Danger Zone” from Top Gun while having sex. I am currently calling up my friend Jennifer so I can get my copy of the Top Gun Soundtrack back ASAP.

I am going to fucking win.

The end.