So first I went and got a new gig at “The Beat” and then I went on holiday. So basically, in between all that gobbily goo I didn’t make time to blog because I was too busy being fabulous and getting wasted. By “holiday” I mean, I went to San Francisco for a few days–because if you can’t take off some odd amount of days when you start a new job–then you should quit that job and live off wellfare. In San Francisco, I got lost in a storm on Alcatraz Island. I fought a band of ninjas and destroyed a man’s will to live because sometimes you have to. I also maintainied being drunk the entire time. I have probably a million things to either explain or announce, but I am entirely too busy to break it all down right now. In lieu of that, I will probably post a story or in the very least, a rant.

I do what I can, and what I can do–well, for that I could be imprisioned in lots of 4rd world nations.

awesome.