Monthly Archives: February 2006

Today is Fat Tuesday. I made a bet that I could give up booze for the 40 days of lent. Since I don’t want to get gang banged I am taking things seriously. I am not drinking, 40 days of … Continue reading →

I’ve had some things to work out Sometimes perfect moments grow within the realm of chaos. Working best around those time traveling lapses,Cherishing them, working aroundall the obstacles like the rythm of Musetta’s waltz. One-two-three. In those lapses, you can … Continue reading →

She speaks in differential equationsalong the borderof the tropic of canceras the heat from inside her melts away her Logicand fortified formulas.Once establishedand favored for their accuracyare now, failing completely. The maddening heatit enraptures her mind and rises to the … Continue reading →

I am in a very important race. Really important. Infact, all other facets of my life are being dictated by the points race. Basically, among my group of friends–there is a plethora of awesome and because of this we have … Continue reading →

I’d dropped the giant wine glass filled generously on the floor in Heywood Davenport’s living room. I watched it tumble from my grasp and splash all over the multi-colored Chinese inspired rug. It splattered like the blood from a gunshot … Continue reading →

My latest piece for Sex-Kitten.net: Videos on the Internet are AWESOME! In the video’s opening sequence, the younger guy, who I am assuming is “Wacko” lounges around on the make-shift “death arena”. The “death arena” by the way, is two … Continue reading →

I wish you knew I hate you. I wish it wasn’t true, how I miss you. I wish you’d die of dysentary. I wish there was a beaten path for us. I wish you’d let me move on. I wish … Continue reading →

I am short on time so I’m gonna make this quick. When I broke my neck back in 2001, I made this insane list of shit that I would do when I recovered. Now that I am recovered, I’ve been … Continue reading →

In case you missed it last year. Here is my award winning essay entitled, “Valentines Day Causes Herpes”: “When I see a woman I look at her vagina, breasts, lips and legs. Yea,” he pauses ignorantly. “I look at them … Continue reading →

I am really excited to be home right now in my room, in my bed, on my computer. I spend most weekends gallivanting with my friends, living my life, and getting myself into terrible amounts of trouble. I love three … Continue reading →