Monthly Archives: December 2005

I have lots of updating to do. Last night audioblog ate what can only be described as “sheer brilliance” enduced by shots of 151. It was “le awesome”. Too bad you schmucks will never hear any of it. Also, I … Continue reading →

I have been trying to write a post for sometime now. Mostly, I have been having these bizarre “Twilight Zone” experiences where I wake up while I am driving and realize I may or may not have just smashed into … Continue reading →

It has just been announced that next Monday I will be in Manhattan being like–a drunk and stuff. The End.

Due to an unfortionate turn of events–I have accidently deleted my entire buddylist on AIM. So I probably do not have any way of contacting you anymore. If this is a problem for you–refer to the sidebar, get my screenname … Continue reading →

I don’t bother with updating on the weekend becuase I am too busy popping pills, getting drunk and stumbling around. The end.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66% Stability |||| 16% Orderliness |||| 13% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63% Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious |||||||||||| 50% Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63% Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| … Continue reading →

Larry is the 700-year-old dude that leers on the bar at my favorite coffee shop in Los Angeles. Bedhind his back we refer to him as Scary Larry or Crypt Keeper Larry. I am pretty sure that he lives in … Continue reading →

Jana sent me this awesome fucking comic this morning. It pretty much set the pace for my entire day of slacking. I didn’t feel like going to the office today so I made my mom call in for me. I … Continue reading →

I’m sorry to call so late but I need to be bailed out…. I want to call you up and say, “Hey, it’s me. Yes. Well, I am wearing a leopard thong and it has lace and is generally awesome.” … Continue reading →

Life’s Gonna Suck. Something for the kids. Merry Christmas, Yo!