Monthly Archives: November 2005

So yesterday, after I went and got my eyebrows waxed–so that I could STOP looking like Strega Nona–I walked over to this only too extravagantly priced boutique to look into buying more shit that I did not need. And so … Continue reading →

New Piece Up @ Sex-Kitten.Net I Want It All: Another World Famous Rant By Sabrina_C Maybe, what I really want is to punt Ashlee Simpson in the vagina. Whenever I see her giant orbed head bobbing around while yodeling a … Continue reading →

I can only hope that everyone had as fantastic Thanksgiving Holiday as I did. Actually, I don’t hope that or even remotely feel that way. True to form, I was recklessly intoxicated for most of the holiday weekend. Since I … Continue reading →

I decided to do this because Diana mentions my fucking weird obsession with noses. Question 1: What do you notice first? Question 2: Do you have a thing for a particular part of the body? I notice mostly the face … Continue reading →

I don’t really bitch about all the celebrity shit I am privy to, or you know exposed to via the internet. Whatever. But when this crossed my path I just had to share it with everyone. Ricky Martin told fans … Continue reading →

Devin sits down next to me as I drink coffee. His blue eyes burst like a blooming flower, in tiny granules of happiness. I look back at my coffee and remain silent. He talks and I don’t listen. Sometimes I … Continue reading →

Sometimes in life two people come together and then the sun explodes into a Super Nova. Currently, the world should be ending as Raymi and I have “met”. She thought my tits were super big and wanted to interview me … Continue reading →

Chinese people DO AGREE–I’m AWESOME.

Because I am awesome and stuff, I’ve found more important shit about our favorite kung-fu master with a beard. The founding father of Awesome and my BoFlex friend, Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine … Continue reading →

In the spirit of sexual healing–last night I got super fucking drunk. If you happened to be one of the lucky people to recieve a slurred phone call from me–consider yourself lucky. One of the most memorable thins I have … Continue reading →