Monthly Archives: September 2005

I fell in love with Ben the moment I met him. He was a charming young man two years my junior with a charismatic smile and a tortured soul. He has a certain conversational cadence that made it easy to … Continue reading →

I am actually working on a short that I would like to pull together enough to be able to post sometime after I get back from physical therapy this evening. If I don’t get over it. In other new, I … Continue reading →

Solicitors Solicitors come into the office all the time. And even though I am not here all the time, I am famous among the circles of them. I give them a lot of shit. Refuse to buy anything, and when … Continue reading →

Just When I Thought I Couldn’t Find Something To Offend Everyone: Even Cowboys Get the Blues!

I am so tired that I want to commit suicide. This weekend was insane. When I got back from Vegas last night I continued to party in L.A. I am the coolest person you’d never have a chance to get … Continue reading →

I am having a really good day, and i know i said i wouldnt fucking blog today, but decided to anyway. i just figured i wouldnt use any punctuation or pay attenion to grammar or context that way i could … Continue reading →

The three poems I posted on Wednesday, along with the short story enclosed in my next post were submitted to the people at The Furnace Review let’s hope for the best regarding that–kinda like praying for the clap over herpes. … Continue reading →

Last night I went to my favorite little corner bar, Birds, located covienantly next to my favorite Los Angeles coffee house, The Bourgeois Pig. While I was inside gossiping with the other locals none other than bumbling bimbo, Jessica Simpson … Continue reading →

I was just reminded, while I was incredibly intoxicated on New Years RoadHouse was playing on TNT. I burst into joyous howls and kept screaming “Roadhouse is the Great American movie.” Then I passed out. So if Roadhouse is what … Continue reading →