Monthly Archives: September 2005

he is brilliance at its best. the perfect aura of what I hope I do not need but secretly am dependant on in an almost undesireable way. and there is a major part of how I feel I am becoming … Continue reading →

Paris Hilton should be drowned in a pool of my vomit and I am going to tell you why. Beyond her stupid sex video publicity stunt, her over use of sex appeal, and uncanny ability to use ignorance in her … Continue reading →

Memo: I talk a lot about kissing. I do because I am just that good at it. But let me explain something to the men folk that come around these parts. When a lady is talking to you casually at … Continue reading →

Top 5 “It’s Over” Songs 1. Aretha Franklin – I Never Loved a Man2. Modest Mouse – Edit the Sad Parts3. Radiohead – Blackstar4. Sophie B. Hawkins – Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover5. Placebo – Every Me, Every … Continue reading →

My sister said she believes I harbor a strong desire to look “evil sexy”. After thinking about that for a while I am scared that she is right. AWESOME.

HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, MOTHERFUCKERS! Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.Girl: ???Boy: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”Boy: ok?Boy: Hello?Girl: You can’t be seriousBoy: Oh yes I am!Boy: It’s my fantasy.Girl: this is … Continue reading →

Sometime ago, I had what can only be described as quite possibly the most bizarre thing that has ever happened to me. And if it is not the most bizarre thing, it certainly ranks up there with some of the … Continue reading →

A fun game I sometimes like to play with drunk friends is called “Peeing Historically”. Basically, the ground rules are lax, as one would expect from almost anything I am involved in. This should be done with visitors to your … Continue reading →

The new article at Sex-Kitten is up. Here is a sneak peak: David jaunts back into the room. He’s in his Sunday’s best–nipple clamps connected by a thin, dangling chain and a hard-on. He also seems to have added more … Continue reading →