Monthly Archives: July 2005

That was a lame fucking post. Who cares what I just bought. Totally, fucking Chinese.

Today, I decided that Wonderland is an awesome movie. Like awesome, totally! Actually, I haven’t seen the movie in nearly two years, but I remember that I liked it. I also remembered that I fucking loved the soundtrack, so I … Continue reading →

That is Tara Reid’s flabby ass. I cannot count the amount of times I have run into her that drunk. Nothing says classy like having some weird Euro guy with a Cartier watch, lift your skirt up while you bend … Continue reading →

The other day I had the playlist on my ipod on random and driving around Los Angeles. I stopped to get some coffee (because that is what taudry bitches do when they have no clocks to punch and whatnot) and … Continue reading →

Why is this not working. asshole..

Some of you may have noticed that I have not been updating. In response to being asked “Why is you not updating, Sabrina_C,” I have to say, “Because I have a life!” If you have a problem with this start … Continue reading →

This is what they taught us a blessing was back in catholic school. I am working on things. By things I mean posts. It is all the other writing I need to be doing that is interfering with my blogging … Continue reading →

In case you missed the memo, today is my birthday. Who knew I would make it to 24 without spending one second in the drunk tank, EVER? Shit, who knew I would make it to 24? I am going to … Continue reading →

What Cancer Really Is: In the case that it is too small for you to read, and it might just be. Here is what it says: Cancer (the crab) June 22 – July 23Nice Attributes:tenacious, intuitive, perceptive, protective, supportive, encouraging, … Continue reading →

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