Monthly Archives: June 2005

A Coffee House Haiku: A bad tribute to a few of my favorite things By Sabrina_C I am Bourgeois PigGet Drunk, Drink CoffeeHave sex with Strangers It is almost a personal narrative of what goes wrong when I venture for … Continue reading →

Dear Coffee, I love you more than my aborted first born. Thanks for technology Jesus–steamed milk and vacuum suctioning for the unwanted, unborn. AWESOME! Sabrina_C My name is Sabrina_C and I approve this message.

Look here as I continue to fuck with people online because I am awesome in that way. The proceeding conversation is with a friend of my mother’s. It was 2am and I was THAT bored: Sabrina_C: seriously, shouldn’t you be … Continue reading →

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp I am completely fucking buying this and giving it to my friend for his birthday. The Q & A at the end is what super made me laugh, but the description is solid fucking gold: Greetings future Chrononaught! You … Continue reading →

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp We Are Fucking Awesome. &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Melanoma, that’s my favorite noma. and Do you like to be spanked? Well, not when I am trying to buy groceries. That is an example of what kinda weird shit is being said in … Continue reading →

4 things i miss about childhood: a super short list by sabrina_c 1. My 1987 new kids on the block hair schrunchee. I LOVE YOU JORDAN NIGHT. I lost this a couple of years ago when I got drunk. After … Continue reading →

Sometimes I wonder to myself, “Why in the fuck do people drink tea.” Since I am an avid coffee drinker and stuff this seems like an important question, although it isn’t. I don’t actually want your answer if you are … Continue reading →

My readers are always telling me they don’t hear enough about my personal life. It’s probably because I have become increasingly private due to the fact that lots of people are reading about my personal life. Although, I do understand … Continue reading →

I pretty much pee’d on myself listening to this. The best part for me is when he gets the guy to agree that girls kissing is sexy but wrong. Also, I laughed a lot while listening to this. Fucking awesome.

Contrary to popular belief I love getting e-mails and insant messages from my readers because I am a total narcisist. Also, because I love the feedback. Usually, it is really great to talk to everyone that takes the time to … Continue reading →