Monthly Archives: June 2005

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Young Americans. &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Sine I am a leftist bitch and stuff, I bring to you, yet another Bush parody. D.R.A.F.T. On a side note, every guy I know that’s done copious amounts of cocaine has gone gay at least … Continue reading →

The Prayer for the Paedophiles: AKA. More things I come up with that would make the baby jesus cry. Now I lay me down to sleep,I pee my pants as I dont eat,I close my eyes and lay awake,so that … Continue reading →

Dear “Sabrina’s” Vagina, What kind of aggressive shit are you ‘Sabrina’. You are simply a pathetic man, and I bet you have to spend your evenings wacking yourself off getting kicks out of humiliating people pretending to be a caring … Continue reading →

How I respond to Away Messages: Away Message: Rusted pillow: you might have thought i was breeding mermaids in my room which is absolutely something i am not doing.O:-)L3vEL DEv1L: I like thinking you have a factory of mermaids in … Continue reading →

Why I’ve Been Driven to Hate Fanta &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp My kid sister Sam, she tells me, “Sabrina, I hate FANTA.” Her hate of almost anything for no good reason no longer comes as a shock to most people as she shares … Continue reading →

I am not sure why I haven’t posted more of my conversations with strangers until lately. Fucking AWESOME! Luckysockks: you’re a cock with cancerMaryHasAIDS: i just poopedMaryHasAIDS: but i think i have to poop againMaryHasAIDS: dammit!MaryHasAIDS: that means i am … Continue reading →

Not just Ninjas. No, of course not. It would be too easy. Instead I have stumbled upon Sexual Ninjas! Which is way more fucking awesome. And just because I needed to know what comes up when you search sexual ninja. … Continue reading →

If you want your mind to melt. Take out your cellphone bill. Look at the hours of 1:30am to 4:00am. The times where most of the calls were made drunk. Look at them carefully and realize there are numbers that … Continue reading →

Dirty and broken, they siphoned sex like stolen gasoline and used it to dominate the room. Their tiny soft features graced them with the ability to be mistakenly identified as delicate, porcelain dolls. They were the kinds of women that … Continue reading →

China is one of the first countries to have invented alcohol as a drink. A large number of pottery wine vessels were discovered in Shangdong at the ruins of the Dawenkou culture which dates back 5,000 years. Recorded history tells … Continue reading →